August 7, 2016

Suicide Squad Is More Proof Movies Need to Stop With the Giant Beams of Light in the Sky Already

Dearly beloved, we need to talk about this summer movie season. Sure, Justice dawned. The X-Men apocalypsed. Jason was Bourne. And Independence was resurged, or something. But listen, summer movies. You, as the saying goes, have one job: Give us an excuse to hang out in an aggressively air-conditioned environment for two hours without hating ourselves, preferably by being entertaining in some way, shape, or form. No one is asking